The Misadventures of Cocaine Chris

Author: cocainechris

Date: November 7, 2001

by cocainechris
11-07-01
Cocaine Chris steps through...
Wow, my first day out of hell and I see the hottest girl on earth
Am I the hottest girl on earth or what? Britney Spears aint got nothing on these puppies.
What should I say? Uh...........Hi....no that sucks........hey you look nice tonight, have you lost weight?...no....
How the hell do they make green jell-o green?
Uh....Hi, I have a big white thing on my head.
Why do I always attract these loser freaks? Damn my nice ass.