The Facts of Life

Author: cocainechris

Date: November 8, 2001

by cocainechris
11-08-01
As we join Cocaine Chris and Jesus, they are having a very deep discussion about life crap...
....and that is why "Highway to Hell" is the greatest rock song ever.
No way!! "Stairway to Heaven" is the greatest song ever written. Period. Led Zeppelin were.....
5 hours later
...Britney Spears don't got anything on Christina Aguilera.
Dude, are you blind or something. Neither one of them is worth the toilet paper they wipe their ass with. Now that chick from Hanson....
Finally....
....and that's why cold fusion won't work.
So let me get this straight, there are no chicks in Hanson?