The Revelation of Cocaine Chris

Author: cocainechris

Date: November 9, 2001

by cocainechris
11-09-01
The floating head of David Lee Roth has appeared before Cocaine Chris.
Why have you come to me?
I have come to help you with your life.
How can you help me?
Duh, ask me a question about your life, you fucking dumbass.
What is the purpose of my life?
Form a heavy metal band and corrupt the innocent brains of children. Or you can open a fireworks stand by the highway, its your choice.