recant

Author: cockring9462

Date: July 10, 2006

by cockring9462
7-10-06
Goat Thing was looking to get laid, so he recanted his theories on aliens.
Sounding more sane, he re-branded himself as the post-modern freak
He hosted intellegent-sounding talk-shows that no one watched
He applied to Mensa many times, but always failed
Nonetheless, this attracted the attention of his pretend girlfriend
Bird Thing liked "intellegent men"