le curtain: 2

Author: colleenpants

Date: July 29, 2002

by colleenpants
7-29-02
Looks like Julio got stagefright and cut out early...
"Cut out", what the hell, I chained him to my desk to prevent this very thing...
It seems as though he...circumvented that by removing his arm with the sharp end of a staple...
God damnit, Carmicheal, fetch me the mop.
Hah hah, looks like someone spilled their tomato juice backstage.
That's a ridiculously large amount of blood, you fuck.