sucks when your boss is also your deity

Author: colleenpants

Date: July 29, 2002

by colleenpants
7-29-02
Baxter tires of taking the Metro on Earth, and has a personal conference with his supervisor...
Don't get me wrong, God, I like doing kewl things for mortals and all...
Oh great, here we go...
Who, being quite omnipotent, has forseen this very question...
...but when am I going to get my wings?
I've been over this with the staff at least 30 times this week...we're a bit over budget for the time being. Try and practice a bit of patience.
...and bluffs, knowing of Baxter's severe reactions to extreme temperatures.
Oh okay, well, if you say so...
Look, Baxter, if you don't like the benefits, you can always try putting in an application downstairs...