le curtain: 3

Author: colleenpants

Date: July 30, 2002

by colleenpants
7-30-02
Good news, sir, we found a great act to fill up this slot.
Fabulous, Carmicheal! Who is this showstopping wonder?
It's Teddums, sir, Teddums the janitor.
You fool, Teddums has been dead for 4 years.
Smells like they've got some cabbage cooking back there.
That's a rotting corpse, you fuck.