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by comicstrip
6-09-05
The Vice President is Dick Cheney.

 

by comicstrip
6-09-05
The Vice President is Dick Cheney.

 

by comicstrip
6-10-05
Hey, sis, is there any food in the office fridge?
Food?!! I can STILL see stains of meat on your ribcage where the maggots missed.
Oh, ......no. It's not for me, it's for that starving 400 pound man over in that fancy hotel.
You're darn straight! Why should he go hungry because greedy people like you may have "missed" a meal?
Sis, you're always SO negative! Please say some positive things about your little sister before you go. Hmm?
Okay. Well, I hear people don't like tiny heads. Even without the hair, ears, and the scalp, yours is friggin' HUGE! Although I AM a bit jealous of your big eye sockets!

 

by comicstrip
6-11-05
Good afternoon. May I take your order?---------------------------------------------Sure thing!
Hi, I need to know something first. Can I get a burger dressed anyway I like?------------------------------------------------Great!
Yowsa! I was talkin' about dressing the burger, ma'am!---------------------------------No offense taken. But you are so incredibly hot there that I am about to burn up.
I knew that, but I was trying to get a reaction from you. Like, oh my God, you're so cute!
I'll just tiptoe out of here. No sense in TWO hotties competing for attention in this restaurant. I'm going to *sniff* miss Shorty. Next place I'll wait one more min. before the clothes come off.

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