Fast food is not the only thing getting burnt

Author: comicstrip

Date: June 11, 2005

by comicstrip
6-11-05
Good afternoon. May I take your order?---------------------------------------------Sure thing!
Hi, I need to know something first. Can I get a burger dressed anyway I like?------------------------------------------------Great!
Yowsa! I was talkin' about dressing the burger, ma'am!---------------------------------No offense taken. But you are so incredibly hot there that I am about to burn up.
I knew that, but I was trying to get a reaction from you. Like, oh my God, you're so cute!
I'll just tiptoe out of here. No sense in TWO hotties competing for attention in this restaurant. I'm going to *sniff* miss Shorty. Next place I'll wait one more min. before the clothes come off.