Dracula! The Pervert Ninja Cop

Author: conkerfiend

Date: July 28, 2007

by conkerfiend
7-28-07
You vere sveeding you avro mutha fucka! Give ve 200$ and Milkshake mixed with sverm and blooooood!!! Yummy Yummy! I vill suck your scrumptious testis!
Uhhhh, What the fuck? I don't have a milkshake with sperm and testis.Listen I Know I was going 80 in a 50 M.P.H lane but I say again...WHAT THE FUCK?
You dair challenge ME? Vell in that case I challenge vou to a XAOLIN SHOWDOWN! HOOOOOO!!!
Whoah whats happening!!!
HOOOOOOO!!!
OH I'M BONED!!!