Bunnies need psychiatry too.

Author: convient_poppet

Date: August 3, 2001

by convient_poppet
8-03-01
Well, it all started one day when I was a wee bunny in a large family. I didn't feel like I got enough attention...
Screwball
So one day I just snapped!!! I killed my family!! I just set them all on fire with a match and a tin of kerosine. Ever since then...I've had a thing for fire...
Oh look at me! I'm a demented bunny! I enjoy sex with fire balls! Weee! Jesus, I wish he would just shut up. Has it been an hour yet?
Oh dear...I did it again.
AAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!! I'm burning!!! BUUUURRRNING!! Oh what a world!!