My so called life

Author: convient_poppet

Date: August 3, 2001

by convient_poppet
8-03-01
Where's Mom?
Well...we had just gotten back from Wal-Mart...and she told me I should get my oil changed at Pads tomorrow...and I asked her where in tarnation Pads was...and she told me to just "fucking forget it"
So then I called her a bitch and she left. Strangest thing...
I hate you.
Why do you think she left? That's funny....She left carrying an ax. Do you think we should be worried? Damn bitch, needs to get home and make my pie.