My house is a battleground

Author: convient_poppet

Date: August 3, 2001

by convient_poppet
8-03-01
Mom, how come whenever you and Dad are fighting the sink suddenly fills up with heinously dirty dishes?
Oh...You noticed that, huh?
Well...yah it's kind of hard to miss the tremulous tower of turd plates.
Oh now honey you know it's not REAL poo. Anyway, I do that to teach your dad a lesson.
Oh yah, the old death by domestic labor. How silly of me to forget that rigorous tactic.
That's not a half-bad idea...Do you know if any of the dogs have gone doody lately?