part 1 in the as of now untitled series

Author: convient_poppet

Date: August 6, 2001

by convient_poppet
8-06-01
Well, since I haven't had much inspiration lately, I decided that perhaps it would behoove me to come up with some recuring characters.
Yay! I'm a rekirking character!
That's "recurring," you ass.
That's not a rekirking character...is it?
Yep *BELCH* Sorry, Elvis...looks like you're stuck with me. HAHAHA.
Thanks a lot, Elvis. Now you have to be in a comic with a colored boy. Cracker.
First of all, my name isn't Elvis. And hey, I really don't like this thing. Can't you have another rekirking character?
That's it! I don't have to take this abuse from a pinhead like this! I'm taking my pay for my time and getting the hell out of dodge!