In The Eye of the Beholder

Author: cow22boy

Date: July 18, 2006

by cow22boy
7-18-06
Babe, you really should lay off the beer. You're getting a little out of shape.
Don't talk to me!
Babe, do you really need that sixth piece of pie?
I ate cauliflower all day! Leave me alone you annoying little fudge-packer!
Damn, girl! I saw you from across the courtyard and you looking fine! Me and my lesbi-wife would like to invite you to sandwich town.
Mmmm . . . sandwich.