Can you find the Pearl of Wisdom?

Author: cow22boy

Date: July 18, 2006

by cow22boy
7-18-06
Hey. What's new in Julia town? Did you get that puss-filled wart-like thing on your labia popped?
Nevermind about that. What the hell is going on?
Oh, I tried to make a protein shake in a water bottle but the lid didn't fit well. So, when I shook it up it spewed all over the kitchen floor. I was goint to clean it up, but I got a migraine.
No. I mean why is there a kangaroo with a gun to your back?
Oh, that . . . look, it's kind of a long story . . . but if you ever get the urge to put used Q-tips in a kangaroo's pouch, try to resist. Because they hate that!