Rachel is pale and judgemental

Author: cow22boy

Date: July 19, 2006

by cow22boy
7-19-06
Hey, Rachel. You and Matt should really move down here - errrr - Damn it! This only happens when you are here!
Oh, my! It's another one of those creepy begging-type-dudes!
Please, leave me alone! I don't have any spare fish heads to feed you. And I don't have any old cigarette butts for you to chew on!
Man, lady. You really don't know much about homeless people. I'm just a normal person just like you. Except I don't have a home.
Gee. I'm sorry. I guess I judged too fast. I learned something today. Something that will make me a better person.
Good. I'm glad that's settled. Now, do have any used tampons I could bundle up to make a pillow out of?