Confessions

Author: cow22boy

Date: July 19, 2006

by cow22boy
7-19-06
Ryan. OH! my beloved Ryan. I have been lying to you for oh so long. I have anither identity. I am not who you think I am!
Tell me Julia! Tell me your secret!
My real name is Sonia the Ninja Master! Each night I change into my super hero clothes and reap vengence on the injustices of the world! That time I spilled my dinner plate was just to throw you off!
Oh, my! I've been hiding a secret as well. And now, I must be as open to you as you have been with me!
Go ahead and tell me, Ryan. You can trust me with your secret.
O.K. Here goes. Sometimes when we have Lortab, I keep some for myself. Oh, also sometimes I don't wipe. I know I should, but it's like, you gotta shift and then, did you get it all? It's a pain.