Living is a nuisance

Author: cow22boy

Date: July 21, 2006

by cow22boy
7-21-06
Hey, Matt. Do you want something to eat?
Mmmm . . . you know . . . . I can't really enjoy food if I know I'm going to have to chew.
Uh, o.k. Would you like to watch tv?
Uhhh . . . actually . . . I can't really enjoy tv if I have to look at stuff.
Well, what Well, do you want to have sex?
Mmmm . . . actually . . . I can't really enjoy sex if I know my body's gonna have to send so much blood to my penis and testicles and that I'm going to have to thrust repeatedly.