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| . . . and I want the Cowboys to win ten straight super bowls . . . I want the sooners in the national championship . . . I want Julia to have double-Ds . . . Ooo, you know how coke has calories in it? | |
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| . . . Oh, and I want my cat to be able to do dishes . . . and I want my poo to smell like cake frosting . . . and I don't ever want to have to wipe again . . . | |
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| I also want that fabric noise that really bothers me to not exist . . . and you know that other fabric noise that really bothers Julia? I want it to make that noise every time the wind blows! | |
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| LISTEN! I keep trying to tell you. I don't have to bargain for your soul . . . I mean, dude, you don't go to Church . . . you might as well be setting infants on fire. | |
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