The Happiest Vacation on Earth - Grand Californian Hotel

Author: cpausti

Date: August 6, 2005

by cpausti
8-06-05
Welcome to the Grand Californian! Your room is 4024. How many will be with you during your stay?
Four.
Awesome! But, don't let us catch you with any more than that!
Hah, you got it!
No, really. It'll be a 14,000 dollar fine. Plus tax. And if you don't tip the maids, they'll steal your curling iron.