The Deep-South

Author: cpausti

Date: October 19, 2005

by cpausti
10-19-05
I'm boycotting cousins.
Why, Alabama Dan?
They be pointless relate-ives. I dun wanna buy 'ems gifts, greedy sunsabitches.
But cousins are family, they give you gifts back! They're good to have and share childhood memories with.
If you like cousins so much, why don't you marry them?
I'm not the one from Alabama.