harold gets sad

Author: dagarbster

Date: June 13, 2002

by dagarbster
6-13-02
i'm depressed. what's keeping me from getting laid?
maybe it's your ugly ass face. try getting a charming smile like mine, man
shit, if that ugly bastard gets laid more than me, what purpose is there in living? at least in hell there will be those fine-ass lady-demons i see in all my comic books
i'm so good looking
hey naughty boy. welcome to hell. let's get busy
fuck