what an ass

Author: dagarbster

Date: June 13, 2002

by dagarbster
6-13-02
HOLY SHIT! I JUST GOT INTO STANFORD! I THINK I WILL GO AROUND AND TELL EVERYONE I KNOW IN AN EFFORT TO COMPENSATE FOR MY INCONCIEVABLY SMALL PENIS!
DUDE! I GOT INTO STANFORD! DOESN'T THAT MAKE ME THE SHIT! IT ALMOST MAKES UP FOR MY INCONCIEVABLY SMALL PENIS!
what the fuck man, i don't even know you. just let me smoke this j in peace
a second attempt
DUDE! I GOT INTO STANFORD! DOESN'T THAT MAKE ME THE SHIT! IT ALMOST MAKES UP FOR MY INCONCIEVABLY SMALL PENIS!
hahahaha my balls are bigger