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| So, uh, I just came in to apply for this cashier job I saw an ad for in the paper today. I'm an extremely capable and vibrant young individual who is willing to bend over backwards for your business. | |
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| So can I please, PLEASE have this job? | |
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| Well, perhaps. I have to ask you a few questions first. Are you a scantily clad teenage girl who will bring patrons to my business in the form of dirty old men? | |
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| get the hell out of my store | |
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