Bison

Author: daggerknife

Date: January 25, 2020

by daggerknife
1-25-20
I'm afraid of bison.
Yeah totally!
I was just telling my wife, "Our son better be all gay or all straight, none of this wishy-washy 'I find *everyone* attractive' baloney." Come on boy, pick a lane! Am I right, or what?
Actually I meant like... I am terrified of buffalo, it's part of my taurophobia
Oh, phew. I was projecting a lot of insecurity there. Hey, whatcha doin' later?