A True Story

Author: dairmuid

Date: October 2, 2002

by dairmuid
10-02-02
Somewhere, on a tractor...
Dude! I'm drunk off my ass! How in the hell did you get this tractor to start?
I don't know, but I sure don't know how to stop it! Fuck man, I almost spilled my beer!
Suddenly: Police Sirens...
Hey! Watch out for the auditorium!
Aaaaaargh!!!
Suddenly: Police Sirens
Oh Shit! We're fucked!
Run!