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by dairmuid
10-01-02
So...why exactly do you have feet for ears?
Hmmmm?
Why do you have feet for ears?
What?
Sorry?

 

by dairmuid
10-01-02
And the conversation continues.
So tell me...why do you have feet for ears?
Well, you know how you aren't supposed to stick Q-tips in your ears?
You stuck a Q-tip in your ear? I'm sorry, but that in no way explains why you have feet for ears.
Ummmm.....
Shut up.

 

by dairmuid
10-01-02
So, aren't you going to tell me?
WHY do you want to know about my feet for ears? What about my arms for legs, or my tail for body?
Don't any of THOSE things mean anything to you? What about your EARS for ears! Why do you have ears for ears, huh?
So...a bizzare Q-tip accident huh?
What?

 

by dairmuid
10-02-02
Hallo, mijn naam is Kristofer. Ik kom uit Nederland.
What the hell, boy. Is you retaaaawded er somethin'?
Nay, nay. Ik ben niet een tegen. Ik kom uit Nederland! Ik ben Netherlander!
Uhhhhh......
Jij moet uit TEXAS komen
Yeeehaw!

 

by dairmuid
10-02-02
And so the pointless comic continues...
What?!

 

by dairmuid
10-02-02
Somewhere, on a tractor...
Dude! I'm drunk off my ass! How in the hell did you get this tractor to start?
I don't know, but I sure don't know how to stop it! Fuck man, I almost spilled my beer!
Suddenly: Police Sirens...
Hey! Watch out for the auditorium!
Aaaaaargh!!!
Suddenly: Police Sirens
Oh Shit! We're fucked!
Run!

 

by dairmuid
10-04-02
Hey there.
Hi.
So...you like apples?
Huh? Uhhh, yeah I guess so.
Then why don't we go back to my place and FUCK!.... How do ya like THEM apples!
Why, why, why, WHY!

 

by dairmuid
10-04-02
Hey baby
So, you wan-
Fuck off.
...and then she was all over me!
Sweet!

 

by dairmuid
10-04-02
Hi. I'm a random character that Dairmuid picked while drunk off her ass.
Hey, what a coincidence. Me too.
I have to finish this before my boyfriend comes out of the shower.
The Zolder Bar is fun...but is it fun enough to justify this crap?
Oh shit. Here he comes.
I'm fucked.

 

by dairmuid
10-06-02
Night, baby.
Good Night!
Click!
You know, if we ever have kids, I bet that they'd be super-cool.
They'd better be!
...Or else I'll beat the shit out of them!

 

by dairmuid
10-06-02
This secret spoke Life herself unto me: "Behold," said she, "I am that which must ever surpass itself."
Neither as an ethical code nor as a religion has Christianity any point of contact with things as they actually are.
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.
There cannot be a God because if there were one, I could not believe that I was not He.
Women can form a friendship with a man very well; but to preserve it - to that end a slight physical antipathy must probably help.
Hmmmm, maybe tonight I'll go to a whore house and catch myself some Syphillis...

 

by dairmuid
11-26-02
This is why my mom is the coolest:
When I was little I always wanted to climb out my bedroom window with a ladder, but YOU never let me!
Yes I did. You got halfway down and started crying like a little girl. Your dad had to climb up and get you and you almost killed the both of you!
Really? How terrible. I must have suppressed the memory.
Yeah, you must have...
GOT YOU...GOT YOU..HA HA HA! Yeah right, I would have been crazy to let you climb out the window!
Good one! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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