Pick up lines that have never worked on me...

Author: dairmuid

Date: October 4, 2002

by dairmuid
10-04-02
Hey there.
Hi.
So...you like apples?
Huh? Uhhh, yeah I guess so.
Then why don't we go back to my place and FUCK!.... How do ya like THEM apples!
Why, why, why, WHY!