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by damnshesontome
7-11-03
Psychogirlfriend has a new Internet friend.
So I have been chatting with this guy in Arizona. I don't believe the nerve of this cat.
Oh, no, she's doing it again... Every time I try to eat here she starts up with something...
I mean, he thinks that he can win me over with these lame cartoons. Like I am supposed to be impressed and fall in love. What kind of weak willed girl does he think I am? Jerk!
Why is she telling me this? I don't even know her! It's so obvious she is fighting off a psychotic obsession with this poor bastard.
She finds herself distracted by the thought of him.
*sigh*
Lady! I don't care! I just want my burger!

 

by damnshesontome
8-18-03
What in the fuck...what is this a cops marathon?
I am in Coconino County Jail...can you hear me...? Megan...hmm maybe it's spelled Meagan.hmm, shouldn't matter. Can you hear me??? I a.m. i.n j.a.i.l....can you hear me?
'fraid not bra...no smoking for you.
Hey! Get over here! I'm gonna smoke you...

 

by damnshesontome
8-19-03
So, I really thought things were going well, as well as they could with our being 2,000 miles apart, and he just disappears. Poof. Gone. For a month. I thought he was dead.
No, ma'am. We had him this whole time. It was only a month. That's nothing, really. He did try to contact you telepathically.
I know, but it felt like longer. Felt like forever. And maybe it's because I had decided that he was dead in an alley, but I never got any of his messages.
And now you are feeling annoyed and put out because he expects things to go back to the way they were before, is that correct, ma'am?
Well, I mean, they have. He hunted me down again. We are working on the comics together again. He's as charming and fascinating as ever. I totally missed him while he was gone.
I suggest playing a little hard to get, ma'am. And a much better internet connection.

 

by damnshesontome
8-26-03
What the fuck was I thinking??? I'm not seeing to clearly...will she talk to me again ???
I miss her.
Does this mean that we will not join together in a deep and meaningfully sexual way ???
tis tis

 

by damnshesontome
8-28-03
"I am sorry I couldn't be a better boyfriend to you. I am sorry I never got my shit together."
I stopped buying that a LONG time ago, cowboy.
"You know, if you weren't leaving town next week I would totally reconsider that whole anti-commitment thing."
And you haven't figured out my inevitable departure is the reason why things are so good?
"You got me... I'm just over here. In fact, I am scheming in my mind as to the most expedious route of getting to you."
What was that? An interesting offer?

 

by damnshesontome
9-05-03
Well fuck-n-a. This is some ridiculous ass bullshit. My brain is getting numb. I swear to whatever is worth swearing to that I will...
Godfuckingdamnit!!! It's raining outside...
La Tee Dah...

 

by damnshesontome
9-05-03
Man, it is cold and raining and I am getting really tired of living out in it. The freedom is nice but damn, my feet stink.
Well you know, my place is just a ghetto trailer in Nebraska, and it's going to get a lot colder there, but you are welcome to come and crash for a while.
I feel so unloved, my family doesn't get my lifestyle, I am never going to get laid again, I just know it.
Well you know, my Sistah and I are trying to get a little trailer trash family going. We are all about you coming to stay for a while. And you'd have to share my room....
I am drunk, and angry at the world and I just really want things to change.
Dude! I'm trying really hard not to sound like a girl! I want you to come shack up with me!

 

by damnshesontome
9-08-03
So, you're just going to head off into the wild cold yonder 'eh?
Well yeah. I'm going to write a book.
In Nebraska ?
No dumbass, I already told you. Me and Lyl are going to save all winter and buy an RV. and you can come visit me for awhile, I gave you directions...
Uhhhm, O.K. I guess, uhh, but I just show up there? Like not even knowing what's up? Isn't your hair supposed to be blue?
Fuck Off!

 

by damnshesontome
9-08-03
So this chick I have been emailing with for over a year wants me to come visit her in Nebraska.
What is the problem, my son? You are cold and lonely and a warm family is embracing you.
Well, I don't know what's up with all that.
What do you mean, "what's up with all that?" Could you be a little less vague?
Well, I mean what's up with all that?
I can't address your concerns when you only ask stupid questions, my son.

 

by damnshesontome
11-04-03
Blown-Off? Ha!
Sure it's a cute idea to go to Nebraska for the winter...and I am definately for meeting up.
Things will be as they will be.

 

by damnshesontome
11-07-03
Finally got a response?
"Blah. blah blah blah, blah. Cheezy bullshit blah. Blah blah blah, blah, blah blah bullshit blah."
Well?
Blah. Thinking. Feelings. Feeling, feeling, feeling, emotion, girlie thoughts. Thinking and thinking and thinking. Feeling. Thoughts.
"Things will be as they will be."
Fuck you, you flake.

 

by damnshesontome
11-15-03
November 5
It is against the law to drink on the street. If you would have walked ten steps behind you, went into Hooters and paid $4.00 per brew well, that would be o.k. This isn't Las Vegas.
November 5
Your info isn't showing up, gonna have to take you in.
November 8
Happy Birthday to me...

 

by damnshesontome
1-14-04
I fear this may be the end for Psychogirlfriend and Magic Time.

 

by damnshesontome
4-12-04
Over? Perhaps a bit presumtuous...after all I've been shooting some pics.

 

by damnshesontome
4-21-05
Hey, how have you been, haven't talked to you in forever!
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Oh, come on, are you going to let a thing like this ruin such a good run?
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You really gonna write me off so easily?
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