Telepathetically...

Author: damnshesontome

Date: August 19, 2003

by damnshesontome
8-19-03
So, I really thought things were going well, as well as they could with our being 2,000 miles apart, and he just disappears. Poof. Gone. For a month. I thought he was dead.
No, ma'am. We had him this whole time. It was only a month. That's nothing, really. He did try to contact you telepathically.
I know, but it felt like longer. Felt like forever. And maybe it's because I had decided that he was dead in an alley, but I never got any of his messages.
And now you are feeling annoyed and put out because he expects things to go back to the way they were before, is that correct, ma'am?
Well, I mean, they have. He hunted me down again. We are working on the comics together again. He's as charming and fascinating as ever. I totally missed him while he was gone.
I suggest playing a little hard to get, ma'am. And a much better internet connection.