Suddenly Bombarded By Boys Named J

Author: damnshesontome

Date: August 28, 2003

by damnshesontome
8-28-03
"I am sorry I couldn't be a better boyfriend to you. I am sorry I never got my shit together."
I stopped buying that a LONG time ago, cowboy.
"You know, if you weren't leaving town next week I would totally reconsider that whole anti-commitment thing."
And you haven't figured out my inevitable departure is the reason why things are so good?
"You got me... I'm just over here. In fact, I am scheming in my mind as to the most expedious route of getting to you."
What was that? An interesting offer?