A Sacrifice For Science or Just Plain Stupidity?

Author: dane_martin

Date: January 23, 2003

by dane_martin
1-23-03
I used to be such a nice, nice man... I was perfectly fine! Just a normal person, of course! I lived in a suburban Chicago home, with my three children and wife.
Everything was great! Just great! What could be better? Oh, Larry, you had it GOOD, baby. You had it GOOD.
But then I just HAD to play in the cross-gene section of the lab. I just HAD to press that large, colorful button! Now I've lost everything... even my Richard Simmons coffee mug collection! WHY?!
Don't cry, Larry... please don't cry... I can't cry...
Oh, come on, Larry! You got off easy...
But... but you get to wear a neat hat...