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by darksoulexile
9-15-04
MISC gets a letter...
Dear Misc Commander...We here at the Illuminati think you know too much...you will die now.. expect an assassin to come by and kill you in 11 minutes...Love, The Illuminati
Hmm... what can I do?
10 Minutes later...
Hey Darksoul... I got an idea.. You pretend to be me...and I'll pretend to be some guy from Mexico no one knows! My friend who is visiting me will love it!
That is would be so cool! I always wanted to be the leader of the syndicate!!

 

by darksoulexile
9-15-04
One minute later...
*Beep* Are You MISC Commander?
Yes, (hehe) I am...
*BEEP* TRANSFORM PROGRAM ACTIVATED
What the Fuck?!
I am sooooo going to take your corpse and violate it after i kill you....
Oh... Shit....

 

by darksoulexile
9-15-04
After barely surviving the fight...Darksoulexile Looks for MISC. In his search...he comes across Aurashadow
Hey Fuzzy! Where the hell is MISC?!
Goddammit! Stop Calling me fuzzy!....
Shut up fuzzball and tell me where the hell is he?
He said he was going to meet Lin somewhere...Wait...you aren't going to hurt him are you?
See you fuzzy!
Goddammit! Dont Call me Fuzzy!....wait..why am i in a graveyard...

 

by darksoulexile
9-15-04
Darksoulexile Soon Finds MISC waiting for Lin...
You sick MOFO! I almost died!
Um....Sorry...Darksoul...hehe
That robot tried to ass-violate me!
I said I was sorry.....
Too late MISC....now you BURN!!
AAAAAAH!

 

by darksoulexile
9-18-04
A few days later...
And thats what happened...
Well... DarkSoul had the right to set you on fire....
Aww...C'mon Lin....Dont do that to me, you're supposed to take my side...
Not really... If that's it...im leaving...i gotta go stare at guys asses...
Every time you leave...It feels like someone hammers a nail im my skull.... *sob*
God...as soon as we leave the hospital...i am soooo kicking your ass!

 

by darksoulexile
9-18-04
Hey! Look! It's FUZZY!
Dammit! I AM NOT FUZZY!
Well...That problem is easy fixed! ABRACADABRA!
TA-DAH!!
I *meow* Fucking hate you..

 

by darksoulexile
9-18-04
Aww...whats wrong?
I want you to change me back!
Fine....SHALASHASKA!
oops...wrong spell...

 

by darksoulexile
9-18-04
MISC meets preppypink
I was like whatever!...as she was like....AS IF....and i was like WHATEVER!...and she was like AS IF...and i was like WHATEVER....
Who the hell are you? Why are you talking to me? Did i do something to you?
*blah blah blah....Jessica Simpson...blah blah blah***
JESUS CHRIST! WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!
**blah blah blah blah blah**
Ok...You are sooo going to die now...

 

by darksoulexile
9-18-04
Somewhere in purgatory...
Darksoul told me he accidently killed you...
Yeah...That little hentai watchin' prick...
Why did he kill you?
He didn't know my name...
It's Fuzzy....right?
You're ass is haunted now...just wait...

 

by darksoulexile
9-22-04
Behind the scenes...
Hi... im Misc Commander...
and Im darksoulexile....
We've gotten some questions asking how Lin managed to make it to hell and talk to Aurashadow...
After much thought....we decided that the wizards did it...
What! The Wizards? There weren't any wizards...
Shhh....they're stupid...they don't know that...

 

by darksoulexile
9-22-04
Still....behind the scenes...
Dammit...you can't say there were wizards....
Yes I can....
I got an idea...how about you start over from the beginning...y'know...restart the story...
Well....I don't know....SHALASHASKA!
AAAAAAAAAAH!
Fine then....I'll restart the story...

 

by darksoulexile
9-22-04
Rule 1....Do not feed after midnight....Rule 2....Do not eat....Rule 3....Keep away from electric bathtub....
Aaah....i can barely translate those foreign instructions....
God...I love nukes....

 

by darksoulexile
9-27-04
MNAD ACTION NEWS AT 7:00
Hello... I am Rednal Otecay
and I am Courtney Yentruoc
We were going to bring you a story about a retarded monkey attacking some kid...but this is better news..
Right you are Rednal...A person named MISC Commander has just aquired a nuclear explosive...we go live to the scene where Dreyfal Hyatt is waiting is waiting.
People actually care about this crap?
Right you are Rednal

 

by darksoulexile
9-29-04
This is Dreyfal Hyatt live at the scene. As you can see here this is the Nuclear explosive belonging to MISC Commander. He plans to...as he says "put it in our bung"
Now, Mr. Misc, Why do you have possession of a Nuclear Explosive that you are planning to "put in our bung"
Well...um...you see...nukes are freakin' sweet!
You heard it here folks...nukes...are freakin sweet. Back to you Rednal
*psst* Darksoul...who is he talking to?

 

by darksoulexile
9-29-04
Arrgh! I is to be wanterin to join ter Syndicate!
THE Syndicate is evil!! They want to violate our bungs!
awkward silence...
..........erm....
.......erm....
Arrgh! Violating bungs is what i do best!! ARRGH!
butt pirate....

 

by darksoulexile
9-29-04
Hey darksoul...what's up
nothin' much... just here...why are you in the trash?
Oh...umm it's comfortable
Fine then....whatever... i gotta go now
I'm not letting that Bung pirate get to me dammit....

 

by darksoulexile
9-29-04
Hmm...your reasons for wanting to join the syndicate are good...you have a great background...and your credentials are good.
*grunt*
But...Im going to have to take off points for the blood on the resume...that's not good, but what the hell is "mardering" is that some type of crappy club?
*grunt*
I'll call you in two days... sucking up and cooking me dinner wont get you points though....
damn...i though he would like sushi.

 

by darksoulexile
9-29-04
Um...why are you here...We are looking for hardcore individuals...who dont care about life and other crap...and besides...it's September
What?! Fuck that bitchass ad! Im a hardcore motherfucker boyee!!
Um...sure...what's the most dangerous thing you ever did.
Well...one time..I kicked santa in the nuts and bitchslapped Mrs. Claus, and then this one time i ate some yellow snow that an elf had dared me to eat...and one time....
ENOUGH! PLEASE GOD STOP IT!!
OH YEAH..one time...Prancer was rollin up on one of my hos...so me and a couples of elves went up and capped that bitch in his ass G!

 

by darksoulexile
9-29-04
House visit interview....
Um...well what can you do?
Well...you know that guy who keeps sending you spam email about enlarging you penis and other crap like that and porn invites?
Yeah...what about him..
Well...thats me..hehehehe *snort*
BURN YOU SONOFABITCH!
OH GOD!!

 

by darksoulexile
9-30-04
You know the deal...what can you do?
Arrgh! I can violate bungs with the best of them!! arrgh!
That's it?
Umm...yeah....im a walking joke...im a pirate i violate butts....y'know a butt pirate...um...thats it...arrgh!
You're not a real pirate are you.
*sniff* No.....arrgh.

 

by darksoulexile
9-30-04
Introducing Daughterofhell...
So...um..what can you do. Can you do anything useful? I doubt it though.
I can kill stuff... to the extreme!
That it? Just kill people...I can do that...in fact i love doing that.
But can you kill people to the extreme? I doubt it.........TO THE EXTREME!
This is why i hate people...
But do you hate people....TO THE EXTREME!

 

by darksoulexile
9-30-04
Who are you....
*beep* I am Jorge'...I am not a robot...*beep*
What can you do exactly?
*beep* Turn around...and see...*TRANSFORM*
I can't wait to see this...
TURN AROUND AND PREPARE FOR VIOLATION!

 

by darksoulexile
9-30-04
What did everyone else say about their interviews?
They said that they sucked...Aura met a reindeer...I met a "marderer", Lin met the buttpirate, and DaughterofHell met a Extreme dude..and i still haven't got your report yet...overall it's been bad.
That reindeer and that extreme dude sound cool
Yeah... I know...but I cant send them a congratulatory email because the server is down due to a overflow of penis enlargement and porn invite emails that keep freezing the system.
GODDAMMIT! THAT LITTLE PRICK STILL HASN'T LEARNED HIS LESSON...I'LL KEEP KILLING HIM UNTIL HE GETS THE FUCKING MESSAGE....DONT FUCK WITH THE SYNDICATE!
So...was your interview any good?

 

by darksoulexile
10-01-04
Aww...c'mon why are you writing a ticket.
Attacking a citizen, public nudity...
What's the real reason why you are writing that ticket...
Oh...yeah...i forgot..your license expired.
Ah HA! I KNEW YOU WERE OPPRESSING ME
......

 

by darksoulexile
10-01-04
This is the perfect time to test the nuke!
It's kinda...um....crowded...
Dont worry...The website said nukes are safe to use in crowded areas
What website were you on?
Get READY!
..........oh no.

 

by darksoulexile
10-04-04
And so....Misc detonated the nuke...and it was good.
Wow?!
The nuke exploded with such a force...no one was spared....
Wow?! Thats it? That sucked...I should have bought six. Whaddya think?
Damn...I should have went to the store...now it's too late.

 

by darksoulexile
10-06-04
Leader Debate
Does this man really look like leader potential to you? I mean...he's crazy...power mad...somewhat corny...evil...
um...
10 mins later...
....somewhat horny...and lets not forget that little nuke incident last week he caused..
uh...
Now...what do you have to say about that?
Uh....I know you are but what am I?

 

by darksoulexile
10-06-04
3rd in command debate!
Well...I am perfect for third in command... because...wait...I wouldn't be here if Lin had't joined!
HAHAHA! You got owned by a girl!
3rd in command debate!
Shut up Fuzzy!
....ow you didn't have to go there...
3rd in command debate!
I'm sorry...
HA! YOU GOT OWNED AGAIN BITCH! BOOYAH!

 

by darksoulexile
10-06-04
*This is dedicated to lin.... wherever she is now... hopefully in a better place *
Lin...Where is MISC?
I havent seen him
Tell him i am looking for him.
Whatever...
YOU STAY IN HERE AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Help....me

 

by darksoulexile
10-06-04
Yes...MISC is still is the closet
I wish lin would let me out of here...I said I was sorry about the debate
What the hell is that rubbing against me?
Oh god...is that?
Arrgh...yes...she be puttin me in here too...arrgh!

 

by darksoulexile
10-06-04
Has this ever happened to you?
Hey...you want some drugs?
Sure Okay!
*psst* You're supposed to say no.
Dammit I mean yes! Gimme the drugs!
Remember kids..
Only you can prevent forest fires!!

 

by darksoulexile
10-07-04
What did you want Lin?
Y'know, We're girls we need to hang out more and get away from those stupid boys.
That's cool...what do you want to do?
Well...let me show you something...it's in my closet
Later
MISC... I told you to stop grabbing my ass!
Arrgh! That be me! Arrgh!

 

by darksoulexile
10-11-04
What do you want?
Hey Lin? Now DaughterofHell and MISC are missing have you seen them?
No! Do you think that everytime someone goes missing I know where they are!
Hey! Chill out! It's not like I think you have them shoved in a closet somewhere...
In the closet
Darksoulexile might be our only hope...
God help us all....

 

by darksoulexile
10-11-04
Neo..We must escape!
Um...Whoa!
It's Agent Smith
Whoa!
Whoa!
Im going to violate you Mr. Anderson...Arrgh!

 

by darksoulexile
10-11-04
Watch as the creator bitches and complains!
Well...this story is going nowhere...I dont even know how to end it...
Yeah..it was getting stale..and i am tired of looking at your wang...and lin hates how she looks and stuff! FIX IT!
Yeah...It's gets cold and chilly being naked...but how will I end the storyline and reset everything again?
I have an idea!
New Look Soon!
Burn!! You Bitches! I own the syndicate now!
OH GOD! LIN LET US OUT!

 

by darksoulexile
10-11-04
New darksoulexile (me)
How do you like the new me?! I took over some kid's body today! It rocks!
You look like a dork trying to be cool!
Take it back...
Make me bitch-boy!
Now?! What have we learned?
Im not... sure... cant...think... massive blood loss

 

by darksoulexile
10-13-04
*end dream sequence*
*yawn* What happened?
I just had the weirdest dream...Lin locked us in the closet and then killed us... then darksoulexile restarted the story.. and then the came back and kicked my ass...
....um... you see
Wait? We're still in the closet
Why does this remind me of that show Dallas?

 

by darksoulexile
10-13-04
Dubtitled for your leisure
(Get Him)
(arrgh)
(eh?)
(eh?)
(WTF?)
Oh..You were going to do this?

 

by darksoulexile
10-13-04
What now officer?
Ok...I thought you would have known the first time...you are naked! Put on some damn clothes...
Well..if it bothers you so much...why are you looking?
Umm...you see..
Police Brutality!....Literally!
AAAAAAH!

 

by darksoulexile
10-13-04
Lin's Closet
Hey! Wait...arent you a witch!? Because you can use your magic to get us out of here!
Yeah..but I can't
Why not?
If I do...it will ruin the already confusing storyline...
Oh... Ok! I get it now...

 

by darksoulexile
10-18-04
I still dont get your plan...I kidnapped MISC and DaughterofHell...but why did I kidnap the pirate...
Dont question me Lin...Im your good side...If you dont listen to me you'll be evil
But? Isn't holding someone against their will bad?
Fine then...dont listen to me and end up in hell...
Im sorry...I dont want end up in hell...
Fine then... For our next plan...we need a shotgun... a vat of acid and an illegal immigrant. NOW GO!

 

by darksoulexile
10-18-04
In other news... The menace to society MISC Commander has gone missing for two months.
Eh? What the hell
The police were about to start a search but remembered that it was Unicorn Day at the zoo.
I have to find him...he could be hurt!
The police chief says this... "Mythical creatures are more important than a missing person."
Besides...that bitch owes me money!

 

by darksoulexile
10-18-04
Lin's Closet
Hey you're a pirate...sing some pirate songs to pass the time.
Ok... I love to sing pirate songs! Here I go!
....
"There's a place off Ocean Avenue, Where I used to sit and talk with you. We were both 16 and it felt so right, Sleeping all day, staying up all night"
20 minutes later...
Please God!!! SHUT UP!! MAKE IT STOP!
"If I could find you now things would get better, We could leave this town and run forever......"

 

by darksoulexile
10-19-04
I need to find MISC...UH- What the hell? How did you get in my house?
The ninja moves with stealth and grace...
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE!
Oh...you left the door open...
*to be continued!
Im gonna hurt you...
but first...we fight to the death!

 

by darksoulexile
10-21-04
*Misc personal journal log: Im scared inside of this closet... Im seeing things..
AAAAH! DONKEY!
HEY MISC.11!1!111!!!!!! OMG LOL WUT UP.!1!!!1!111111111!!1! WTF LOL
*Even if I managed to avoid the donkeys.... something worse happens...
Who are you?!
I WANT TO HUMP YOUR SOUL MISC COMMANDER!
*This place is evil!
Die! Motherfucker....DIE!
Hehehehe! You're next for soul humping!

 

by darksoulexile
10-25-04
Get ready to die! SUPER MEGA HYPER DEATH SUPERIOR.....
Ha! I do not fear you!
EXTREME AWESOME RADICAL....
Too.... many.... adjectives....
Wow?! Spontaneous Combustion?

 

by darksoulexile
10-25-04
Lin's closet.
You want to get out of here...dont you?
Yeah...I do...
Well...as you "guardian spirit", I thought you should know that MISC is hiding the key to the door.
WHAT?! Where?!
It's in his bung....
Hey! MISC... You wanna see a magic trick....grr..

 

by darksoulexile
10-26-04
Somewhere....
I know you have them! Let them go!
What the hell are you talking about?......to the EXTREME!
Don't try that innocent shit with me! I will not hesitate to fuck you up!
Well....um...you see.....MINIONS, ATTACK TO THE EXTREME!
Ha! Goober! I see we meet again!
Less talking....more of me kicking your ass!

 

by darksoulexile
10-26-04
Lin's Closet.
Okay... checked his bung... but the key wasn't in there
You didn't do it right!
What!? I didn't!
No, you have to stick your hand in so far that it comes out through his mouth...(hehe.)
Later...
Hey Misc... Let me- huh? What?
No... a lady such as yourself should let a gentleman do this...

 

by darksoulexile
11-02-04
Lin's B-day Party.... as interpreted by Me
Hey... Do I know you?
Hey is your name Lin? Because some guy named MISC sent me
Damn, MISC is trying to take me out early....
He said.... you've been a baaaad girl!
EH? Oh god...no.... put your clothes back on...hey..wait....ooooh... nevermind!
Get FREEKY BABY!!!!

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