Job Audition part 2

Author: darksoulexile

Date: September 29, 2004

by darksoulexile
9-29-04
Um...why are you here...We are looking for hardcore individuals...who dont care about life and other crap...and besides...it's September
What?! Fuck that bitchass ad! Im a hardcore motherfucker boyee!!
Um...sure...what's the most dangerous thing you ever did.
Well...one time..I kicked santa in the nuts and bitchslapped Mrs. Claus, and then this one time i ate some yellow snow that an elf had dared me to eat...and one time....
ENOUGH! PLEASE GOD STOP IT!!
OH YEAH..one time...Prancer was rollin up on one of my hos...so me and a couples of elves went up and capped that bitch in his ass G!