No news is bad news for those who like new news that is new.

Author: darksoulexile

Date: September 27, 2004

by darksoulexile
9-27-04
MNAD ACTION NEWS AT 7:00
Hello... I am Rednal Otecay
and I am Courtney Yentruoc
We were going to bring you a story about a retarded monkey attacking some kid...but this is better news..
Right you are Rednal...A person named MISC Commander has just aquired a nuclear explosive...we go live to the scene where Dreyfal Hyatt is waiting is waiting.
People actually care about this crap?
Right you are Rednal