Office Zombie Number 5

Author: deathtoradio

Date: September 7, 2007

by deathtoradio
9-07-07
...then right in the middle of the date he's all "can I eat your brains?"
Get out!
Yeah, then he's all "come on baby, it's like getting to 4th base with the undead, everybody's doing it."
Ah-uh, girl. You ain't no hoochie momma. Hang on to that frontal lobe.
Pig!
So...awkward.