Office Zombie Number 11

Author: deathtoradio

Date: September 16, 2007

by deathtoradio
9-16-07
How did we ever find things before some uber nerds dreamed up Google in their parents garage.
Yeah, really, we had to resort to looking under rocks like some kind of savage cave people and shit...all painting buffalo on the cave walls and what not.
I couldn't find my socks the other day. And Google was all "try behind the couch." And then proceeded to produce a Google map plotting a course to the nether regions of said couch.
And I bet Google was right on the money.
Hell yeah. Am I not wearing socks today?
They sure as hell look like socks.