Wicked Good Parenting Skills

Author: deathtoradio

Date: December 10, 2007

by deathtoradio
12-10-07
That was a great idea you had for the kids. They can't possibly hurt themselves in a rubber padded room. And the slot for pancakes, pure genius.
Yeah, now we don't have to put up with their shit until they're 18.
Do you think think they can surive on pancakes alone, though?
College kids seem to be able to. That and beer.
What if they get lonely in there?
Don't worry babe. We can get 'em a monkey. Kids love monkeys.