Alien vs. Cow

Author: deathtoradio

Date: December 12, 2007

by deathtoradio
12-12-07
Proto, of the planet Salvius interogates the most intelligent earth creature he could find near his landing site.
Greetings earthling. I am Proto from the planet Salvius. I claim YOUR planet in the name of the supreme ruler of MY planet. What do you have to say about that?
Moo.
Earthling, do you mock thee?
Moo?
Do you feel lucky earthling? Well, do you?
Moooooo!