Jesus Comes Clean

Author: deathtoradio

Date: December 12, 2007

by deathtoradio
12-12-07
Oh,hey Jesus. Big fan.
Right on. Right on.
Is that story about you walking on water really true?
Oh yeah, that...funny you should mention it. My disciples were a little drunk that day, I was actually just standing in a mud puddle. You know how people exaggerate when they're drunk.
But they still nailed you to that big fuckin' cross, though, right?
Um....yeah...