The Retired News Anchor

Author: deathtoradio

Date: January 4, 2008

by deathtoradio
1-04-08
Dan woke up and had a bowl of Grapenuts and eggs whites, because his doctor told him too.
Around noon today, Dan had a bowel movement.
Fuck, it's almost bedtime. Then what, stare at the wall tomorrow? What's newsworthy about that?