BTC 72: How Many Licks

Author: deathtoradio

Date: February 12, 2008

by deathtoradio
2-12-08
My girlfriend is such a freak in bed. She makes me call her Wonder Woman while we're doing it.
Please. My girlfriend has yours beat, hands down.
How so?
The other day she put on an owl costume and told me she needed to know how many licks it would take to get to my "tootsie roll center."
How many does that make?
42.