The Jeffrey Dahmer Birthday Surprise

Author: deathtoradio

Date: May 13, 2008

by deathtoradio
5-13-08
Jeff is gonna be soooo surprised when he sees all of us here for a surprise birthday party! I can't wait to see the look on his face.
Shhh, I think I can hear him out in the hallway. On the count of 3, hit the lights. 1..2..
Surprise!!!!
Oh, god dammit! Can't you people ever call ahead?