Signs of Life

Author: deathtoradio

Date: June 7, 2008

by deathtoradio
6-07-08
What...the...hell...is...that?
Oh, well, that's NASA's new Phoenix Mars lander. It's here to look for signs of life.
What's it doing?
It's preparing to bake, then sniff the soil.
Oh man, I think that's right where I took that marathon smash last week. They'll probably find pieces of corn or something.
Why is there always corn in your poop? We don't even have corn here!