CC 390: Nice Life Preserver

Author: deathtoradio

Date: June 9, 2008

by deathtoradio
6-09-08
Who are you?
I'm you from five years into the future. I'm here to warn you to stop eating red M&M's and living your life in accordance with "The Big Lebowski."
Eating red M&M's and living like "The Dude," did this to you...I mean me?
Hah! Just fuckin' with you. I just wandered in off the street.
Which way to the bathroom?