It's a Gerbil

Author: deathtoradio

Date: July 12, 2008

by deathtoradio
7-12-08
Well, what is it doc? Tell me it's a boy, oh, please let it be a boy.
It's a...gerbil.
What??????
Look, I'm guessing your wife was a little bored, and wanted to experiment to spice things up.
Well, we did have a gerbil, but my wife told me it died while I was at work.
Oh, it's definitely dead. She wasn't lying about that.