CC 415: Garden State

Author: deathtoradio

Date: February 4, 2009

by deathtoradio
2-04-09
You there! It's my day off, and it's a been a while since I've been to earth. I'm looking for a good spot to vacation. Know of any?
What ya into, bud?
I love the smell of sewage and salt water in the morning. And long walks on beaches littered with medical waste and hyperdermic needles.
Oh, well that's New Jersey.
How do I get to this "New Jersey?"
It's the armpit of America. Just follow your nose. When it starts to smell like a dead hooker, you're there.