How Cow Tipping Was Invented

Author: deathtoradio

Date: March 20, 2009

by deathtoradio
3-20-09
Well...we smoked most of the weed. Now what?
We could watch tv, play some video games....or
...or we could go fuck up Mrs. O'Leary's cow! Yeah! That things been giving me the evil eye all week. Like, just because it makes milk, it thinks it's better than us.
I don't know. It is bigger than us. Maybe we could just wait till it's sleeping, and then push it over.
After years of being violated by farmer O' Leary, the cow's finely tuned "spidey sense" alerted it to the presence of two invading stoners.
Moo?!!