420

Author: deathtoradio

Date: March 22, 2009

by deathtoradio
3-22-09
Man, that was some great weed. How does your dealer get it to you so fast...and at the office no less?
The pizza delivery dude is my dealer. If you ask for "extra sausage," that's the secret code for "bring me some fucking weed, before I wake up and realize what a cluster fuck my life is."
Isn't that what they order in porno movies when the chick wants the delivery guy to come over and bone her?
Fuck! That's right, the code word is "anchovies."
...but that would explain why he had his cock poking through a hole in the pizza box.